Since moving to my current city of residence, I have observed something terrifying: no one with a car understands the rules of the road. It is as if the moment they left the DMV, poof, they forgot what they learned in order to be allowed to operate heavy machinery. In alley ways, people drive fast and on the roads, people drive s-l-o-w. Worst thing I have seen are the cars making the world’s slowest right turn. Sometimes I think that everyone is in on a huge prank to see when I finally lose it and start screaming, like the poor unfortunate soul whom currently hangs out near my current employer’s office.