Time to begin a list of the most retarded excuses for leaving work early. I have a couple to start:
- Traffic along my 15 mile commute home.
My response: What? Getting home around 4:30 PM on a Friday night is too late for you?
- The clock on the business phone says it is already time.
My response: However you fail to note the wall clock, the computer clock and your mobile phone clock beg to differ with you.
- We cannot go due to family obligations.
My response: What, yoga and staying home snuggling are considered family obligations? Shit, I need a new family.