Time to begin a list of the most retarded excuses for leaving work early. I have a couple to start:

  1. Traffic along my 15 mile commute home.
    My response: What? Getting home around 4:30 PM on a Friday night is too late for you?
  2. The clock on the business phone says it is already time.
    My response: However you fail to note the wall clock, the computer clock and your mobile phone clock beg to differ with you.
  3. We cannot go due to family obligations.
    My response: What, yoga and staying home snuggling are considered family obligations? Shit, I need a new family.

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